After all everyone wants to be loved in the office!
Why believe someone
when they say you shouldn’t mix work with pleasure. Please. Romance in
the office can be good. And this is scientifically proven, now. Last to
last year my team conducted a series of tests to study L1O1V1E1 gene in around
200 working Homo Sapiens Sapiens. The results have just been
delivered to me and I am honored to share with you all the precious
conclusions.
1. The genetic map
clearly says that men who try to woo a pretty face in the office work harder to
get appreciation and respect…Wait, of the seniors you thought? (Ah…you don’t
get anything, read 101Grandma wisdom tales first).
2. Even the laziest
employees surprise everyone with their willingness to come to the office in
time even during weekends and holidays. And surprise again, by not working at
all eventually.
3. Creativity anyone?
That’s a little too much in love (because of the mutation in L1O1V1E1 gene). So
the organization is lucky to get your intelligence abruptly transformed into
crazy creativity. Yay! You are getting a Hike.
4. Most
importantly, people start dressing up neatly. And some of them start taking
their bathing time seriously. That’s a welcome change in the office for people
who have an active nose.
5. Entertainment. You
want to know why? Well, the rest of the employees get a hot topic to talk
about. That is much needed when all everyone has is work and a laptop. No one
can give them enough entertainment, you see, as does a sexy love affair or a
bitter breakup (or both).
The “penner” of this
piece works in an organization, where all the employees, including her of
course, are highly creative individuals who work on weekends, take regular
bath, and even gossip unnecessarily.