I know men would be furiously and curiously reading this article (courtesy the confused title and subtitle).
But they know that the authentication of this literary masterpiece can only be, unfortunately,
judged by women (be happy girls!). Here’s a piece of warning though (for both
men and women, in this case). The article unabashedly advocates the tyranny of ‘the
second sex’ (since the writer believes she is a female). I wouldn’t mind if you
admire my brevity after reading it though.
So I have decided to
publish this article on my blog and there are
some foreseen rude comments or at least angry readers…but hey, it’s all in
good humour (trust me!). And I apologise if I offended you, so do read and enjoy
(only!).
From a zillion
personal experiences, I ‘constructed’ a man’s behaviour in love (a great usage
of the word "constructionism" of course). So let me jump straight away to the point:
- First stage (and indeed the most exciting one…) – “Love at FIRST sight”
Apparently they never
saw a girl like you! They'll roam round you and impatiently wait for you to
look back at them...and if by mistake you do, they consider it a victory!
Girls love this undue attention. So this stage passes by quite quickly.
- Second stage – “the side gets a LITTLE colder”
Only if you are strong
and confident enough to not respond to those mystical eyes, you qualify the
second stage. Well now, they have realised your disinterest…so they settle by
not acknowledging your existence...and I know you think you just noticed their
elegant and indifferent gestures. But that’s absolutely normal!
- Third stage – “bug me NO more thou stranger”
If you were brave
enough to ignore an angry admirer this is where u get into-the third stage
(which I don’t know why, is so unpopular).
Well…didn’t you know?
He was always casual with girls (playboy?)…How dare you never realise that? And of course there are
a thousand girls in the world who are much better than you and who have always
wanted him madly.
The ‘penner’ of this
piece is downright sexist...this article was, thus, surrounded with ashamed
subjectivity. Moreover, she lied about getting ‘a zillion personal experiences’
part…in reality she is ugly enough for anyone to even notice her…